Mustache Insults

Posted on November 23, 2009


The Most Offensive Things Said to

Me Since I Started Growing a


It looks like pubes are growing out of your nose.

That thing is f**king disgusting. I can’t even look at your face.

That kind of mustache is rarely seen outside of Bangkok whorehouses that cater to clients with “special requests.”

Nice womb-broom.

Your mustache makes you look like a molester.

Your poor girlfriend is going to start supporting cancer.

Oh my god, please don’t rape me.

Oh good, your mustache graduated from molester to abusive husband.

You look like you only use your bathtub when you’re slowly dissolving teenagers in lye.

(via Asylum)